Dedicated to tonight...
Monday, June 30, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
More music
I heard this yesterday and smiled.
Yes I thought of you.
And yes, baby, I'm very invincible. All must be very afraid.
Yes I thought of you.
And yes, baby, I'm very invincible. All must be very afraid.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
Funny Friday: Dr. Sue
If you are at work just read the transcript instead.
Dr. Sue: And now, Terry's calling in! Terry?
Terry: Hi.
Dr. Sue: Got a question?
Terry: Um hi, yeah, I was just wondering... I know what a queef is but I don't know what causes them or how to prevent them.
Dr. Sue: What causes... what?
Terry: Like a vaginal fart.
Dr. Sue: OH! Queefing!
Terry: Exactly.
Dr. Sue: Oh, ok. Vaginal farts. You know vaginal farts are more fun... honestly, that's one thing that we can do that guys can't do. And ours don't smell.
Terry: Why would you want to?
Dr. Sue: [Laughs.] It's wonderful fun! Think of it, you're having intercourse, ok? Penis thrusting in vagina. And the vagina is a dead-end street. The air's gotta go somewhere. It's packing air in there. So you're having vigorous, great sex. Oh boy! [Grunt, grunt.] And all of a sudden, it goes pppffffftttt.
Terry: [Laughs.]
Dr. Sue: And you're so embarrassed. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, that is so embarrassing. I promise it won't happen again. I am so ashamed. I am so sorry. And then you continue, you have more vigorous sex, kaboom kaboom kaboom kaboom. And all of a sudden, you know what? If you take a deep breath you can blow him right across the room.
Terry: [Laughs.]
Dr. Sue: No, just laugh. And every time you laugh you'll fart. They're called vaginal farts.
Terry: There's no way to prevent them, huh?
Dr. Sue: No! Oh. why would you try? Have fun. They're fun. Laugh about it. It's the funniest thing. If every time he thrusts in, you go ppffffffttt... oh, it's just hilarious!
Terry: Okay.
Dr. Sue: Just laugh. Just laugh.
Dr. Sue: And now, Terry's calling in! Terry?
Terry: Hi.
Dr. Sue: Got a question?
Terry: Um hi, yeah, I was just wondering... I know what a queef is but I don't know what causes them or how to prevent them.
Dr. Sue: What causes... what?
Terry: Like a vaginal fart.
Dr. Sue: OH! Queefing!
Terry: Exactly.
Dr. Sue: Oh, ok. Vaginal farts. You know vaginal farts are more fun... honestly, that's one thing that we can do that guys can't do. And ours don't smell.
Terry: Why would you want to?
Dr. Sue: [Laughs.] It's wonderful fun! Think of it, you're having intercourse, ok? Penis thrusting in vagina. And the vagina is a dead-end street. The air's gotta go somewhere. It's packing air in there. So you're having vigorous, great sex. Oh boy! [Grunt, grunt.] And all of a sudden, it goes pppffffftttt.
Terry: [Laughs.]
Dr. Sue: And you're so embarrassed. Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, that is so embarrassing. I promise it won't happen again. I am so ashamed. I am so sorry. And then you continue, you have more vigorous sex, kaboom kaboom kaboom kaboom. And all of a sudden, you know what? If you take a deep breath you can blow him right across the room.
Terry: [Laughs.]
Dr. Sue: No, just laugh. And every time you laugh you'll fart. They're called vaginal farts.
Terry: There's no way to prevent them, huh?
Dr. Sue: No! Oh. why would you try? Have fun. They're fun. Laugh about it. It's the funniest thing. If every time he thrusts in, you go ppffffffttt... oh, it's just hilarious!
Terry: Okay.
Dr. Sue: Just laugh. Just laugh.
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Monday, June 2, 2008
Musical Monday: Seven Years
Spinning, laughing, dancing to
her favorite song
A little girl with nothing wrong
Is all alone
Eyes wide open
Always hoping for the sun
And she'll sing her song to anyone
that comes along
Fragile as a leaf in autumn
Just fallin' to the ground
Without a sound
Crooked little smile on her face
Tells a tale of grace
That's all her own
Spinning, laughing, dancing to her favorite song
A little girl with nothing wrong
And she's all alone
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